Friday, February 5, 2010

I heard that when the apocalypse happens only rats and dick cheney will survive.?

is this just an urban myth? or should i get a pet rat and try to learn his survival techniques?I heard that when the apocalypse happens only rats and dick cheney will survive.?
Nope, I think it's cockroaches and Keith Richards.I heard that when the apocalypse happens only rats and dick cheney will survive.?
I heard roaches and Dick Cheney! They both hide in ';undisclosed locations';!!!!!!!!!!!
not true, cockroaches are the true survival experts.
According to Revelation a remnant will be preserved and set aside for God, a specific number from each tribe of Jacob.
lol I would think Hillary, Bill, Nancy P Dick Durbin and John Kerry would all escape in Al Gores rocket ship.
If you build yourself a concrete and lead bunker deep enough in the ground with enough food for a couple years you could probably add yourself to that list of survivors.





On a side note, probably true if you include cocroaches
Rats, roaches, and humans are said to scientifically proven to survive a nuclear holocaust, so only if your in the right place will you survive really. Fallout shelters are the best bet, as long as their built properly. And if it is the apocolypse your worring about for the most part the bible says the meek shall inherit the earth, after the apocolypse, but I am sure that means the one who were not brave enough to stand with him or against him.


The Chances of Dick Cheny Surviving are the same as frog growing wing so they dont bump their asses when they jump!
What about the rest of dick cheneys family? arent they cockroaches too?

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